she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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