the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
