i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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