So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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