god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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