we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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