i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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