As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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