Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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