he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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