was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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