So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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