This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
