I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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