btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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