There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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