I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
