I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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