If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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