omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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