...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
