stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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