I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Did you just see the Batmobile???
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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