He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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