I wannas sexs uuuuu
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
