if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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