Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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