thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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