wrigley field is MILF paradise
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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