The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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