Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
she told me i tasted like america
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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