Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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