How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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