You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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