I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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