tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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