ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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