I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
