He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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