the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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