I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize
