So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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