from now on my penis is your penis
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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