I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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