she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Can I color on your dick again?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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