Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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