I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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