This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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