like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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