she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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