I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We are two peas in an std pod
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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